How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.
How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
I love your face I love your hair I love your eyes I love your laugh I love your soul I love the way you call me in-between classes I love how you hold out your hand when you talk I love how you close your eyes when you nod I love the way you shrug I love the way you gently push against my shoulders when you’re done kissing me I love the weird flexible ways you sit when we skype I love how you tell me you love me I love how you hold me tight for two seconds then get bashful for showing affection in public I love the way you hold me endlessly when we’re in bed I love the way your eyes shine when you look at me I love you I love you I love you I love you